OH GOD
OH GOD.
Xs.to (our image host) Totally erased every single one of our images. We are currently searching for the old images amongst porn archives… but it isn’t likely that they will all return to normal any time soon. If any of you happen to have any of the old images saved.. it would be much appreciated if you sent those to us.
PS: People actually read this blog. That’s kind of amazing.
That is all,
Jibrish
He said the N word in WoW!
Oh my. Shizzark got a little drunk and started screaming in trade chat again. How he is NOT banned is beyond me.
This is getting a little out of control.
Aw shit. He dropped the N-Bomb
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Who would of thought a dwarf could be so racist?
That about wraps up his freebie 3 hour ban. I wonder if anyone from the WoW dev team will read this troll and fix that.
~ Jibrish / Shizzark
WoW: Screenshot of the day 2
What happens when you take a 12 year old autistic hunter and mix it with a guild full of trolls?
This needs a little back story. Nastysalad was a clinically autistic (or so his crying sister told me over the phone) 12 year old whose only escape from reality was WoW. Should of made him roll on a different server bitch!
After several weeks of trolling this kid, we made him believe that we were all sick robots in “the syndicate”. A syndicate dedicated to murder. Once you join, you can never leave.
Well, he did just that. Left. After many death threats, threats to his family and threats of us banning his account.. He agreed to undergo a series of trials to come back to the guild.
After all of this, we got a little bored. So, we decided to tell him it was all a joke. He refused to believe us, and eventually his sister logged in and told us he was scared for his life. I gave her my phone number to “talk” to her about this. After 20 minutes on the phone, she was crying and begging us to take him back in the guild because her brother couldn’t sleep at night, thinking the syndicate was coming for him.
I of course, told her that the syndicate was coming for him.
~ Jibrish
WoW: Screenshot of the day
A friend submitted some interestings screenshots he had lying around.
This one in particular is about a “sexy texas red head” back in his wow-classic MC guild.
The story goes, “I was raiding Molten Core drunk as a skunk and decided I would try and get real life pictures of a druid in guild.”
Looks are subjective…. Hrmmm… She can’t be THAT bad, right?
OH DEAR FUCK SWEET JESUS WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SUBJECTIVE ARE YOU REFERRING TO BEHEMOTH
~ Jibrish
Warcraft: Best priest on WoW
Today’s update idea spawned out of an old partially made World of Warcraft video Shizzark had sitting around.
It seems the adventures of Shizzark have begun. A harrowing tale of love, loss and all the things in-between.
Enjoy!
Side note: Shizzark spent hours upon hours trying to get this WoW video on youtube with Linkin Park in it. However they are fags and we got tired of screwing with the DRM. So, Shizzark decided to sing the song himself.
I think it turned out quite well.
~ Shizzark / Jibrish
